Office of the Press Secricktary
Ricktober 6th, 2017

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By the authority vested in me as President by the New Constitution and laws of the Citadel, the citizens of the Citadel, Mortys and Ricks alike, and to protect the Citadel, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. Purpose. The stronghold of the Citadel has entered a new era of prosperity, popularly referred to as Pax Citadela. While many of us continue to prosper, we must recognize the that in order to maintain the peace, we must be vigilant of looming issues that could collapse the pillars upon which this society stands. Three tasks lie in wait for us to tackle: the civil rights of Mortys, the rise of the New Federation, and the issue of rogue insurgent Ricks against this Government. With the election coming soon, this Administration seeks to create a long lasting institution in order to guarantee peace among the people, the worlds, and the dimensions.

Section 2. Policy. I, President Morty, create and call forth my Cabinet in order to better aid in governance of our new Citadel, and ensure that the aforementioned issues are debated, deliberated, and acted upon. The task handed to this Cabinet is no easy one, but if they succeed, Pax Citadela will remain strong now and forever.

President Mortimer Smith, Sr.


Chair | Adi Sapre

Adi Sapre is a third year who is currently studying Computer Science and Statistics with an interest in bringing real world solutions to life. He’s pursued the love of his life (Model UN) for 7 years and is really looking forward to continuing throughout college. Whenever you’re looking for him, you can be sure to find him at the nearest Chick-fil-a or Bodo’s (his second love), or taking long walks on the beach into the sunset. He loves Star Wars and Narcos, because in all ways it’s much better than Star Trek, and the Medellin Cartel just sounds so much cooler than Cali. Adi looks forward to causing many problems for his committee and Director General this Spring.


Crisis Director | Matthew Slagley

Matthew Slagley is a second year from Richmond, Virginia double majoring in Foreign Affairs and Philosophy. Matthew has been doing Model UN since sophomore year of high school, and Model Congress for even longer. While not debating philosophy or watching Rick and Morty (to prepare for this committee, of course), he likes traveling with UVa’s Model United Nations team, watching a Quentin Tarantino film, listening to his favorite music, or playing Xbox online with friends.